Re: almost had my airgraver in the bag
I read this on the Politico.com forum last week. Regardless of what side of the fence you're on .... it's hillarious.
Obama is my Shepherd, I shall not want
He leadeth me besides still factories,
He maketh me to lie down upon park benches
He restoreth my diminished faith in the Repugnat Party
Surely poverty and hard living will follow the Dimocratic party
and I will be lucky to live in a rented house forever and ever ...
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "
pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
PS
I am glad to be an American,
I am glad I was Free,
but I wish I were a lil dog and Obama were a tree!!
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